Crispy Boyz Banner

Name: Crispy Boyz Banner
Brand: Massenomics
Rating: 5.0 (24 reviews)

The Crispy Boyz Banner is a piece of garage-gym decor from Massenomics, the lifting-podcast and home-gym-media brand behind Gym Radar. It’s a 72” long by 28” tall banner printed on full-color, durable 13 oz. vinyl, carrying the brand’s “Crispy Boys” graphic that riffs on the intersection of bench pressing and drinking beer central to Massenomics’ identity. It’s meant to hang on a garage or home-gym wall as a statement piece rather than serve any functional training role. Massenomics does not ship the banner internationally (outside the US) due to shipping costs, and it has shown up as limited-stock on the manufacturer’s own storefront.

Brand	Massenomics
Material	Full color, durable 13 oz. vinyl
Shipping	US only (not shipped internationally)
Dimensions	72" long x 28" tall

What is a Miscellaneou?

What’s in Miscellaneous

This is the catch-all for the conditioning tools and accessories that don’t fit a single equipment class — weighted vests and plate carriers, medicine and slam balls, plyo boxes, ab mats, and the odds and ends that round out a garage gym. Items land here because their job (loaded carries, jumps, core work) cuts across the categories rather than sitting neatly inside one.

Who it’s for

Anyone filling in the gaps around the big pieces. If you already have a rack, bar, and plates, this is where you find the vest for rucking and weighted push-ups, the ball for slams and wall throws, or the box for step-ups and box jumps. Match the tool to the training you actually do — a plate carrier for conditioning and rucking, plyo boxes for explosive work — rather than buying the whole shelf.

How it compares

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GymRadar rating	5.0/5	5.0/5	5.0/5	5.0/5
Price	$64.99	$19.99		$63.00
Brand	Massenomics
Material	Full color, durable 13 oz. vinyl	Acrylic
Shipping	US only (not shipped internationally)
Dimensions	72" long x 28" tall

5.0/5 · 24 GymRadar reviews

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5.0/5

24 reviews

A garage-decor piece, not training gear: a 72”×28” full-color vinyl banner from Massenomics’ own merch line. Its standout dimension is functionality — it does exactly one simple job (hang on a wall and display the “Crispy Boys” graphic) and does it without complication. Durability is the weakest dimension: independent long-term wear data doesn’t exist for this item — the only outside confirmation found is a single garage-gym owner’s photo of it freshly installed, with no follow-up on fading, edge fraying, or grommet wear over time. Value is reasonable for a large printed vinyl sign at this price, and versatility is limited by design — it is a fixed novelty banner, not a piece that adapts to different spaces or uses.

+Functionality: simple full-color 13 oz. vinyl banner, purpose-built to hang and display (Massenomics)
+Build quality: sized generously at 72" long by 28" tall for garage-wall visibility (Massenomics)
+Value: a large printed vinyl banner at $64.99 is in line with novelty gym-decor pricing (Massenomics)

−Durability: no independent long-term wear reports on fading, fraying, or grommets found
−Versatility: fixed novelty graphic, not adaptable beyond garage/wall display (Massenomics)
−Build quality: only one outside confirmation (a social post) exists beyond the manufacturer's own listing

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