Massenomics Horse Stall Mat Coasters

Name: Massenomics Horse Stall Mat Coasters
Brand: Massenomics
Rating: 5.0 (32 reviews)

A novelty coaster set from Massenomics, the strength-training media brand behind the Massenomics podcast. Each set includes two 4”x4” coasters cut from genuine 3/4” horse stall mat rubber – the same material used as budget home-gym flooring – hand-picked from a local Tractor Supply Co., plus a “Matthew Horstell” history fact card and a limited-edition sticker. It isn’t functional gym equipment; it’s merch that riffs on the brand’s running joke about horse stall mats.

GymRadar’s community aggregate is strong and consistent: 33 gym-owner reviews average 5.00/5 (5.00 across Performance, Build Quality, and Value sub-scores). Reviewers consistently use them as real coasters – protecting tables and countertops from drinks – while enjoying them as fun Massenomics collector merch; the one recurring gripe is the strong rubber smell some find less pleasant indoors. No independent editorial review of this exact item exists, so this consensus comes from GymRadar’s community rather than an expert reviewer.

Brand	Massenomics
Includes	2 coasters, 1 "Matthew Horstell" history fact card, 1 limited-edition 3"x3" sticker
Material	100% genuine 3/4" horse stall mat rubber
Quantity	2 coasters per set
Product type	Novelty / merchandise (not functional gym equipment)
Coaster dimensions	4" x 4" each

What is a Miscellaneou?

What’s in Miscellaneous

This is the catch-all for the conditioning tools and accessories that don’t fit a single equipment class — weighted vests and plate carriers, medicine and slam balls, plyo boxes, ab mats, and the odds and ends that round out a garage gym. Items land here because their job (loaded carries, jumps, core work) cuts across the categories rather than sitting neatly inside one.

Who it’s for

Anyone filling in the gaps around the big pieces. If you already have a rack, bar, and plates, this is where you find the vest for rucking and weighted push-ups, the ball for slams and wall throws, or the box for step-ups and box jumps. Match the tool to the training you actually do — a plate carrier for conditioning and rucking, plyo boxes for explosive work — rather than buying the whole shelf.

How it compares

	Massenomics Horse Stall Mat Coasters	9.22 Magnetic Rack Badges	EZ Deadlift Loader Straps	Certified Training Facility Package
GymRadar rating	5.0/5	5.0/5	5.0/5	5.0/5
Price	$17.99	$19.99		$63.00
Brand	Massenomics
Includes	2 coasters, 1 "Matthew Horstell" history fact card, 1 limited-edition 3"x3" sticker
Material	100% genuine 3/4" horse stall mat rubber
Quantity	2 coasters per set
Product type	Novelty / merchandise (not functional gym equipment)
Coaster dimensions	4" x 4" each

5.0/5 · 32 GymRadar reviews

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5.0/5

32 reviews

A tongue-in-cheek novelty coaster set, not a piece of training equipment – and reviewers judge it on those terms. GymRadar’s 33-review community aggregate is a clean 5.00/5 across Performance, Build Quality, and Value, with owners consistently confirming the core promise: two solid rubber squares that actually protect a table or countertop from drinks, with nothing to wear out or break. The weakest dimension is versatility – it’s a single-purpose collectible, and the strong horse-stall-mat rubber smell that fans love as part of the brand’s running joke is a genuine downside for a few reviewers using it indoors. No independent editorial review of this exact item exists, so the verdict rests on GymRadar’s fan-community sample rather than a neutral reviewer.

+Functionality: reviewers confirm it works as a genuine coaster/drip mat, protecting tables and countertops from drinks (GymRadar)
+Build quality: a solid rubber square with no reported wear, cracking, or failure across 33 reviews (GymRadar)
+Value: two coasters plus a fact card and sticker for $17.99 reads as a fun, low-cost novelty buy to reviewers (GymRadar; product listing)
+Versatility: one reviewer notes it can double as a small stall-mat scrap under other gym equipment in a pinch (GymRadar)

−Versatility: fundamentally a single-purpose novelty item, not functional gym equipment (product listing)
−Functionality: the strong horse-stall-mat rubber smell that's central to the brand joke is a real downside for some using it indoors (GymRadar)
−Build quality: no independent editorial testing exists -- the 5.00/5 is entirely self-reported by Massenomics fans on GymRadar, not a neutral reviewer
−Durability: nothing here can mechanically fail, but there's no long-term data beyond owner impressions (GymRadar)

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